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Comedy Central
Dec 2, 2013 7:00pm PST
's something positive being generated in california. when ordinary energy is put in the hands of extraordinary people, amazing things happen. the kind of things that drive us to do more, to go further, to be better. we're dedicated to being a company you can count on, because you've always been customers we believe in. your energy plus ours. together, there's no limit to what we can achieve. ( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. my guest tonight is hollywood's hottest director please welcome j.j. abrams. ( cheers and applause ) good to see you again, man, how are you? >> very well. >> stephen: it's been a long time. the squirrel's in the basket, man. everybody knows who you are, you're the emmy award-winning megadirector, of "lost" "alias" and now you're doing the "star wars" movie we're not going to talk about that right now, all right? i know you're drying dooig to tell me what happens in the new "star wars" movie but i'm sorry, i can't do it. not yet, not yet. now you've got a project that really shook me, j.j. >> oh, really, how so? >> stephen: because it's a boo
Comedy Central
Dec 2, 2013 11:30pm PST
. hu. for some reason i don't give a (bleep). (laughter) a new study found that energy drink cans alter your heart function. so rid bull gives you wings but they might be angel wings. (laughter) this is "the colbert report." captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) (cheers and applause). >> stephen: welcome to the "report," everybody, good to have you with us. good to see you. nice to have you. thank you so much. (audience chanting "stephen"). oh, thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen, i can't ask for any more than that. thank you for your generosity. (cheers and applause) folks, thanks for being here. in there, out there, all around the world. i hope you all had a great thanksgiving. i sure did. still working my way through the leftovers, of course. this morning i used gravy as a moisturizer. (laughter) had to, really, my skin was dried out after shaving with those mashed potatoes. (laughter) of course, thanksgiving as always reminded me of what i'm most grateful for-- that poor people still can't get health insurance. (laughter) because t
Comedy Central
Dec 5, 2013 11:30pm PST
: ladies and gentlemen, welcome, thank you for joining us. thank you so much. the energy in this room, ladies and gentlemen, i feel like i am an auction and i am a prize calf. the hat of the meat, a lot of the major stories to cover tonight. massive anti-government protests breaking out in ukraine, attack on the defense ministry in yes men, thousands of fast food workers on strike across hundreds of cities in the united states, so we dive right in and read some viewer mail. >> folks, got a big file right here. our first letter tonight comes to us on actual paper. dear stephen, which power is better, flight or invisibility? i am asking for a friend. sincerely, stephen colbert, but not you. that's nice, steven, i recognize my own handwriting. okay, let's settle this one, for once and all, obviously flight and invisibility have big pros and cons. flight, problematic because i am scared of heights, but so is invisibility, because i am scared of people not noticing me. so that's a tie. one point each. now let's talk the economics of the situation. the most recent superman grossed $291 mill
Search Results 0 to 6 of about 7 (some duplicates have been removed)